Adam
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| Aliases | The Lone Chimpus |
| Birthplace | "Canada" |
| Date of Birth | Aug. 17 |
| Age | Depends on the game |
| Family | Mother: Deaf Father: Satan |
| Affiliations | Club Rat |
| Species | Ocelot |
| Occupation | Sim 4 God |
| Rank | Major |
| Abilities | Garfield Manifestation |
| Weapon | Colt Single Action Army |
| Unique Trait | Being cursed by the Cult of Dionysus; Satanism |
| Goals | Fuck Gin's sons |
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Adam is a funny little cat with a funny little hat and a taste for DILF and MILF flesh alike.
Appearance
Imagine someone very short. Now subtract an inch. Now give him a mullet. Now give him a knife.
Personality
Adam is a sick fuck with a big truck. Just kidding he can't drive. He would do anything for his babycat, Draco, and Draco's mommycat, Bean. He loves to make MILF OCs in the Sims, which I am going to have sex with.
Relationships
Gin - Epic writing buddies :D Together, their collection of Sims 4 CC would make a lesser man's computer scream in pain.
Vinny - Fellow mantit appreciator. Responsible for each others' insanity. Adam has been sneaking human meatballs into his spaghetti for years.
Luci - While not biologically her father, is responsible for growing her from a chimp to a human in one of his freak (possibly satanic) experiments.
Eddie - Ugh, fucking gay people. They have a problematic (14 hour) age difference.
Achievements
Birthing Cirice, Helena; impregnating Dwight Fairfield; turning Michael Jackson white; causing 9/11 (collaborated with Luci.)