Adam is a funny little cat with a funny little hat and a taste for DILF and MILF flesh alike.
Imagine someone very short. Now subtract an inch. Now give him a mullet. Now give him a knife.
Adam is a sick fuck with a big truck. Just kidding he can't drive. He would do anything for his babycat, Draco, and Draco's mommycat, Bean. He loves to make MILF OCs in the Sims, which I am going to have sex with.
Gin - Epic writing buddies :D Together, their collection of Sims 4 CC would make a lesser man's computer scream in pain.
Vinny - Fellow mantit appreciator. Responsible for each others' insanity. Adam has been sneaking human meatballs into his spaghetti for years.
Luci - While not biologically her father, is responsible for growing her from a chimp to a human in one of his freak (possibly satanic) experiments.
Eddie - Ugh, fucking gay people. They have a problematic (14 hour) age difference.
Birthing Cirice, Helena; impregnating Dwight Fairfield; turning Michael Jackson white; causing 9/11 (collaborated with Luci.)