Evangeline Charlotte AK47 Quasi-Homoeroticism Lolcow Ginathan Redditsmith the Third
Date of Birth
Da rats in da sewer
Club Rat Various tumblr cults (former) (double agent) Is a Ghostface
Wannabe illustrator & author
Depression Drawing people pooping Weird fashion sense
Also known as
High Priest of the Great Old Ones
The Great Dreamer
The Sleeper of R'lyeh
The Star Spawn
Him Who Lies Dreaming
Him Who Will Rise Again
Lord of the Watery Abyss
The Sleeping God
Gin, or Evangeline, is the creator of this funny little webbed site.
Gin is a blonde airpod with funny glasses. She almost exclusively wears pink, as a symbol of bimbo pride.
A very gloomy person who can't stop getting into trouble. Moe through helplessness; loves dogs, film, and conspiracy theories.
Danny - Their epic fursonas put them a tier above the rest of society. Both most likely to fuck up their sleep schedules by watching dog grooming videos for hours on end.
Luci - Strong bond from throwing it back together. Shouldn't be left alone together for extended periods of time, lest mischief or apocalyptic events ensue.
Vinny - Both most likely to throw the game for no reason other than spite. They have me on a leash in his backyard and are only feeding me pellets once a day please help this is a legitimate cry for help pleas
Wrote, like, 2 songs; got to 100 pages in DDB after over a year; can draw hands if she tries really really hard.